Saturday, September 5, 2009

Amazing DnB NOR, Norway..........

The bank not hit by the Bail out this time, firstly as the GOV is the biggest chair holder!
a)If you are desperate for unsecured Credit, minimum 500 millions, take on your most expensive costume and you might be next to sure to get it. When both parties have learned that you can not serve your loan, the Red carpet to the top, as it was the banks duty to verify your credibility and not only the way you being dressed!
b)If desperate to save, open a debit account, forget online banking,they do not send Statements of account abroad, but you can link a Credit Card to your own money, this as their CARDS contain as much information as your PASS,and in spite of all this information do not fear to put your card in an ATM in the most High-risk countries for FRAUD, like Thailand, Malaysia, Indonesia, Taiwan, Sri Lanka, Nigeria, Spain, UK, Italy..(to follow International ranking, this as their Cards CAN NOT BE COPIED.By far more impressive; They do not and like other banks have a Fraud Management dept., nor anyone picking up the phone and calling your No.if Suspicious transactions on your account. But, but the day your account has been subjects for 1-2 years of regular weekly FRAUD, they will for sure blame YOU, this as YOUR money gone. Strange, and with the technology they are in the possession of !

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